you know you are getting a bit older when…
…getting a bit older as a parent when…
- you no longer have a mini-van and actually miss it and the smell of old stale-milk-filled sippy cups lost under the seat.
- cutting the kids food is just wrong now.
- you kids now laugh at you, not just with you
- you find that sorting the laundry is more complicated…whose underwear is this?
- your cell phone is the baby sitte
- you say the word sex and your daughter cringes…she knows
Any I missed today?
















Just wait until you have a driver. I do now…and it has changed how I look at things!
My favorate…your kids say “pla..ese” in two syllables after you mention you like something and they DON’T.
I’m happy I still have young children
Hahaha! Brilliant.
You should follow this up with a “You know you are a worship pastor, when…”