Worship Mythbusters Christmas Edition: Santa’s Naughty List leaked

December 24, 2009 at 11:06 am, by Rich Kirkpatrick

Merry Christmas (or Bah Humbug if you feel grumpy)… I thought I would leak out the naughty list for those who attend Christmas Eve services this year. (Tongue in cheek guys).

Suzie I-get-up-and-have-to-go-pee-three-times-during-the-service is getting 1 lbs. of coal
Jimmy my-kid’s-screaming-is-not-heard-by-anyone-around-me is getting 1.7 lbs. of coal
Bob I-can-save-seats-I-really-don’t-need-for-people-who-will-come-very-late gets 2.4 lbs. of coal
Julie I-will-sing-as-loudly-out-of-tune-as-possible-to-get-noticed is getting 1 oz. of coal
Julie’s Mom who smiles with pride and encourages the obnoxious singing gets .5 oz. of coal
The kid who is thinking about burning the lady’s hair in the row in front of him with his candle–SANTA CAN SEE YOU KID!

Merry Christmas and hope to see you at our Christmas Eve worship tonight if you are in the Temecula-Murrieta Valley: Sunridge site OR Facebook Event link with info here!

Categories Just for Fun, Murrieta, Temecula, CA, Worship Myths | Tags: Christmas