Let’s Be Tasteful Mark Driscoll: Worship Leader & Pastor humor to poke fun at us both
Why is it that some of us just have trouble with being poked fun at? Well, the best thing is to poke fun at yourself or people like you. It makes most sense, after all. I know Mark Driscoll recently picked on us worship leaders–at least the “anatomically effeminate” male worship leaders. I think I am not one of those and really am not sure what in the world he was talking about. So, instead of bashing a tasteless jab at us worship leaders who mostly are extremely manly, I am offering a bit more tasteful poke at us worship leaders and pastors alike. Here is some humor to poke fun at ourselves.
I think pedicures should be required as part of being on the church worship band, after all many of us wear sandals and flip flops for the summer. Of course, it would cost extra to do this except for the ladies. Its like how a SUV costs more at the car wash—have you seen most drummers feet? Really!
And, those low low v-necks need to be BANNED. Who wants to see your wannabe carpet? Most worship leaders grow a go-tee because their chest is as smooth as Kansas and about as butt ugly as Texas heat. Or, better yet the flavor saver will do for those who wish they can be hipsters but cannot even grow whiskers in a months time. Really. (more…)
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